Octoclerk

The AI employee that answers your firm's phone

Octoclerk picks up every call, day or night. It takes the intake, texts back anyone you missed, books the consult, and emails you a clean summary of each call.

Built first for law firms. Founding pilot spots are open now.

A friendly purple octopus in round glasses and a bow tie sits at a desk, using its eight arms to hold a ringing phone, a clipboard, a calendar, an envelope, a stamp and a coffee mug.

Eight arms. One clerk. Every call handled.

Here is what your clerk does, so you and your staff can stay on the work only you can do.

The octopus clerk wearing a headset and answering a phone at 2 AM under a crescent moon.

Answers every call

Nights, weekends and the lunch hour. Callers get a real conversation, not a voicemail box.

The octopus clerk holding a checklist clipboard and a magnifying glass, asking for the caller's name.

Takes the intake

Name, number, what happened and how urgent it is. Every question asked the same way, every time.

The octopus clerk with a phone showing a text conversation and a message that says sorry we missed you.

Texts back missed callers

If a caller hangs up before anyone answers, they get a friendly text within moments.

The octopus clerk holding up a calendar with a day circled and a rubber stamp.

Books the consult

Offers the times you choose and puts the appointment on your calendar.

The octopus clerk delivering a sealed envelope and a written summary page.

Emails you the summary

One short email per call, with who called, what they need and what happens next.

The octopus clerk juggling documents and a rubber stamp.

Sends the follow-ups

Reminders, forms and thank-you notes go out on time, so nothing sits in a pile.

A sample day with your clerk

The phone does not stop when your office does.

  1. 2:07 AM
    A caller reaches the firmYour clerk answers on the second ring and listens to what happened.
  2. 2:11 AM
    The intake is doneName, number, the story, and how soon they need help.
  3. 2:12 AM
    The summary lands in your inboxYou read it with your coffee.
  4. 12:30 PM
    A call comes in while you are at lunchYour clerk takes it and offers the consult times you picked.
  5. 4:45 PM
    Everyone gets a follow-upReminders and thank-you notes go out before you leave.

An example of a typical day. Your clerk is set up around your firm's hours and rules.

Up and running in three steps

You talk to a person. Your clerk does the rest.

The octopus clerk waving hello with two speech bubbles.

We talk

A short call about how your firm handles calls today, and where it hurts.

The octopus clerk holding a wrench and a document.

We set it up

Your line, your intake questions, your calendar and your email, all in your own accounts.

The octopus clerk in a party hat holding an open sign, surrounded by sparkles.

It goes live

Calls are answered, and a summary of each one arrives in your inbox.

Bev, a pink octopus assistant, working at a laptop with a phone in one arm and an envelope in another.

Built on a real assistant

Octoclerk comes from the assistant I built for my own business, Commercial Lending Solutions. Her name is Bev, and she works from her own phone line, her own inbox and her own computer.

  • Has her own phone number, text number and email inbox
  • Keeps one memory across calls, texts and email
  • Works from her own computer, in accounts I own

Trevor DamyanFounder, Octoclerk

Simple pricing, no monthly fee to us

You pay once to set up. After that you pay your phone, texting and AI providers directly.

First 3 firms

Founding pilot

$0 setup
  • Full setup for your firm
  • You pay provider usage costs directly, usually about $100 to $400 a month
  • In return, we ask for weekly feedback and a short case study with real numbers that you review and approve before we publish anything
Ask about a pilot

Standard setup

$25,000 one time
  • Paid in three milestone payments: 20%, 50% and 30%
  • No monthly fee to Octoclerk
  • Your phone, texting, AI and hosting accounts stay in your name
Book a demo call
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Performance guarantee, 60 day refund

Before we start, we agree on measurable goals in writing. If the assistant still misses them 60 days after go-live, after we have worked to fix it, you can ask for a refund of everything you paid Octoclerk. Read the guarantee

What running it costs: your own providers bill you for phone, texting, AI and hosting at their rates, with no markup from us. Most firms should expect roughly $100 to $400 a month, mostly driven by call minutes. That is an estimate, not a cap, and it is paid to the providers for service used.

Prices and timelines on this page are for planning. They become binding only in a written agreement signed by your firm and Octoclerk.

Careful by design

Law firms hear private things. Your clerk is built to be trusted with them. How we handle data

  • Never gives legal advice. It does not promise outcomes. It collects details and hands the matter to you.
  • Says it is an AI. It tells callers in its first sentence, and again if asked. Callers are never tricked into thinking they reached a person.
  • Announces recording. Every recorded call starts with a notice, which California's consent rules require.
  • Your data stays yours. Intake lives in your firm's own accounts.
  • Only calls and texts back people who contacted you. No cold outreach.
  • Your counsel signs off. Scripts are written around State Bar advertising and solicitation rules, and your attorneys approve them first.

Questions firms ask

The octopus clerk looking puzzled with question marks floating around.
Does it give legal advice?

No. It never gives legal advice or promises an outcome. It gathers the caller's details and passes the matter to your firm.

What if a caller wants a person?

Your clerk can transfer the call to someone you choose, or take a message and send it to you right away.

What does it cost to run each month?

There is no monthly fee to Octoclerk. You pay your phone, texting, AI and hosting providers directly, usually about $100 to $400 a month, mostly call minutes.

What if it does not work at my firm?

That is what the guarantee is for. We agree on measurable goals in writing first, and the last 30% is due only after they are met. If it still misses them 60 days after go-live, you can ask for a refund of everything you paid Octoclerk. Read the guarantee.

When does missed call text-back start?

As soon as carriers approve your business texting registration. That approval can take up to five business days, and we handle the paperwork.

Where does my intake data live?

In your own accounts. We set them up in your firm's name, so you keep everything if we ever part ways. More on security.

Is this only for law firms?

We are starting with law firms. If you run a small professional office that lives on the phone, tell us about it.

Want to hear your clerk answer a call?

Book a short demo call. We will show you how it sounds for a firm like yours.

The octopus clerk waving from the waves.